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First Aid Fail – The Office US

First Aid Fail – The Office US

So assessing the situation. Are they breathing? No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. No, that’s not part of it. Where are they? You know what, if we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? I would wanna live with no legs. How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don’t do anything. Alright, well let’s get back to it, ’cause you’re losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute. [sigh] Uhh, okay. That’s hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? How’s that gonna help you? I will divide and then count to it. Right. Okay, well a good trick is to pump to the tune of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Yes! Yes, I do. I love that song. [clears throat] ♫ First I was afraid, I was petrified ♫ No, it’s… ♫ Ah ah ah ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, stayin alive. ♫
– Okay, gotcha. You were in the parking lot earlier! That’s how I know you! ♫ Ah ah ah ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive ♫ [Harmonizing] ♫ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♫ ♫ Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive ♫ ♫ Ah, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♫ ♫ I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk ♫ ♫ Music loud and women warm, been kicked around since I was born ♫ ♫ Well, it’s alright, it’s okay,
you can look the other way ♫ ♫ Rit dit doo, rit dit doo ♫
[others harmonizing] Okay, okay! Okay! [Michael muttering lyrics] ♫ Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ alive. ♫ Yeah, okay. You didn’t maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn’t arrive because nobody called 911. So, you lost ’em. Okay, he’s dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose? … I have no idea. Anyone else? We bury him. Wrong. [makes buzzer sound] Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest. He has no wallet, I checked. He is an organ donor. He is? -Yep.
– Give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket! Here we go. [grunts] Angela: Oh my god!
[others groaning] Dwight!
Kelly: Dwight, what are you — [Dwight yelling] We search for the organs. Where’s the heart, the precious heart? I’m not feeling well. I need to sit down. [comforting Stanley]
Hey Stanley, are you okay? [suckering noise] [Angela shrieks] Stanley: Oh My God.
Dwight! “Clarisse.” [everyone groans] Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy? I didn’t think it was very realistic in the movie. It turns out… It’s pretty realistic. We had to pay for it. Cost us 3,500 dollars. 5,300 dollars for a dummy? Wow… Well, okay. Look. David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy… and we learn from our mistakes… and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.

100 comments on “First Aid Fail – The Office US


  2. I would’ve like to be on that 10 person writers table going “what if there’s an first aid class” ect

  3. 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20

  4. Sometimes the world seems gloomy ,lonely depressing. I can guarantee that there is not one person watching this that was not cracking up not just cracking up but with tears dripping on their eyes from laughter. Kudos to the whole cast . Highly talented still don't understand how they don't crack up in the middle of a sentence

  5. Literally every single line summarizes The Office as a whole. Every single line

    "He has no wallet, I checked"
    "I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down"
    "Give me some ice and a Styrofoam bucket"
    "Call it"

  6. I only realized,After turning on captions cause I couldn’t hear the video,That Dwight said,”Clarisse”With the face on his head

  7. John 3:16 King James Version (KJV)

    16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  8. This was not a fail, this was actually a serious accident that could have ended in bodily harm, so congratulations on your fail of your misuse of the word fail.

  9. hahahaha fucking ironic and hilarious singing "staying alive" while resuscitating a person who's on the verge of death hahah

  10. Fuck this show and fuck everyone who loves it. This is the shittiest tv show every. Terrible filming and acting.

  11. How come I remember this scene differently? Didn't Rose say "Well don't try to sell when they are having a heart attack?" And then Micheal says something. There's back and forth with Rose. So weird

  12. Only one thing is known by everyone, and that’s that Dwight is the only one who would cut someone’s face off.

  13. This is one of the funniest episodes…. I was laughing sooooo Hard … Hahahahahehehehehehehehekekekekekeke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  14. Stanley can rip apart a person only by his words.
    Yet seeing Dwight rip the dummy apart he felt light headed.
    Interesting man.

  15. “Ok, well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of staying alive by the bee gees, do you know that song?”

    “Yes, yes i do. I love that song”

    clears throaght

    “ f i r s t i w a s a f r a i d , i w a s p e t r i f i e d “

  16. This would be the best scene in The Office for sure except cutting the face off a CPR doll to make a joke isn’t something Dwight would do. This bothers me.

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